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TA Brendon Allison: "There's really nothing stopping them from going 'Yee-hah' and cruisin' on down."

TA Brendon Allison: "There's all this positive charge; it's got goals, it's got visions..."

Professor Johnson: "These are not arbitrary. These are not something that a bunch of German guys made up."

Professor Johnson: "You show them this, and they go, 'mngmngmng!' (sucking noises)"

Professor Cohen: "As a simple neurotic like you and me..."

Professor Cohen: "Do you know where the Literature Department is? It's out in the boondocks."

Professor Cohen: "Ants, you see, are really driven by blah-blah-blah."

Melanie: "It's my birthday. Buy me some booze!"
Alex F: "Boobs?"

Alex F.:"You know what, Aaron? Bill Gates could buy a sandwich made of GOLD!"

Professor Pineda: "If you got below a certain score you need to see me."