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Professor Donoghue: "That would amaze, I'm sure, all of your friends and relatives."

Professor Donoghue: "How many of you have this chemical in your garages at home? (no response) Good, because this is a common chemical in drug manufacturing."

Professor Donoghue, Chemistry: "You would need to take a physics course, where I'm sure they go into blindingly boring detail."

Professor Donoghue: "That means it's a happy atom and does not want more electrons."

Professor Cohen: "We always have a dying grandmother when a paper is due."

Professor Cohen: "If you tell me 'I cannot perform in front of a class without blushing into hives...'"

Professor Cohen: "If you want to see a reference to Woody's personal life, be your own guest."

Professor Pineda: "It's not necessarily that this stands for the letter 'A' and this stands for my grandma."

TA Brendon Allison: "And this is why we get to capture and cut up giant squids and not vice-versa."

TA Brendon Allison: "[Shitload] is not a technical term."