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Wombat: "In our future, you will look small and furtive. And you will scurry."

Wombat: "Left, left, left, up, up, up..."
Tyler: "My car is not equipped for that."
Wombat: "Darn, then I'll have to take the elevator."

Tyler: "Is this it?"
Wombat: "Yes, I live in the leasing office."
Tyler: "In the potted plant."

Tyler: "You live in the Hyatt?"
Wombat: "No... well, you see that room right there?"
Tyler: "Below the 'HYATT'?"
Wombat: "Yes. No, actually I live in the 'Y'."

Tyler: "They should have warning labels for professors."
Casey: "What would they say?"
Tyler: "May cause drowsiness. Do not operate heavy machinery."

Leilani: "We've got to sell that wrapping paper. I don't care if it's got the Jesus fish on it. That color combination should be illegal."

Leilani: "The thing with the Jesus fish is that it's so cute and benevolent. No one was ever persecuted under a Jesus fish."