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Dr. Mussachia: "I am mor-tal."

Dr. Mussachia: "Squirrels, since they don't have a capacity for reason, are not persons."

Dr. Mussachia: "Cows fart all the time!!"

Dr. Mussachia: "O-bess-it-y"

Student: "In life, you're either a pimp or a ho."

Dr. Freeman: "I mean, the universe, is like, really, really big!"

Dr. Freeman: "On to the nasty guys."

Student: "I took some psychology classes, and I'm older than the people in this class."

Dr. Freeman: "Suppose that you thought God was stupid."

Student: "I always choose the right thing, not for myself, but for all the people around me."