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Dr. Freeman: "Realize your potentials -- I mean all that's Aristotelian crap."

Dr. Freeman: "We are the highest form of life on the central planet of the whole damn universe."

Dr. Freeman: "So they can't hit shit! They're not very good at war."

Dr. Freeman: "I don't know anything; I just know that I exist! Whoopee."

Dr. Freeman: "I promise to pay you five dollars but I'm not going to pay you."

Dr. Freeman: "Don't take thinking too seriously."

Dr. Freeman: "Where is your belief that Clinton is President? What!?"

Dr. Freeman: "How the hell did he do that? Not by thinking real hard, but by getting a damn prism out."

Dr. Freeman: "Newton didn't do a whole lot in philosophy, but man, he did so much in science it's not even funny."

Dr. Freeman: "You've got complete assholes hating each other and fighting over who invented calculus."