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Dr. Mussachia: "I mean, not to give you the idea that I'm some kind of flaming Marxist-Leninist..."

Dr. Mussachia: "The Iraqi people are hardly getting twit."

Dr. Mussachia: "No human infant can just stand up and start walking. Or ride a bicycle, or swim, or dance the Samba."

Dr. Mussachia: "If I've given you the impression that modern philosophers do not think highly of natural law theory, that is a correct impression."

Dr. Mussachia: "What are these?! Nipples!!"

Dr. Mussachia: "A week later, or 3 days later, when he finally gets horny again."

Dr. Mussachia: "[Prostitution] is more efficient time-wise."

Dr. Mussachia: "And by 'being affectionate,' she doesn't mean just jumping on her when he's horny."

Dr. Mussachia: "Now maybe the reason those long blonde hairs got in his underwear was from his secretary giving him head."

Dr. Mussachia: "You consist of about 10 trillion persons."