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Dr. Freeman: "Yeah, that's part of the fun of the whole thing. Gotta have those damn bellydancers."

Dr. Freeman: "You point to Rover and you say 'dog.' And then you point to Fido and you say 'dog.' And then you point to, hell, I don't know, Lassie, and you say 'dog.'"

Dr. Freeman: "And the damned husky, you can't get it to make shit."

Dr. Freeman: "Here's another sucker who's terrified -- lemme go up and bite him in the leg!"

Dr. Freeman: "You fall asleep, and 'poof', the world disappears."

Dr. Freeman: "Chimeras? Chim-er-as? Is that how you pronounce it? Fictitious shit."

Dr. Freeman: "I like Berkeley. Of course, he's nuts. But he's consistent."

Dr. Freeman: "My wife says, 'Oh, it wasn't depressing. It ended happily.' Oh, bullshit."

Dr. Freeman: "Hume has been the annoying philosopher."

Student: "What about 'I like Chopin' or '$20 is not a lot of money' or 'I want to go to Morocco?'"