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Dr. Freeman: "You tell me, 'I believe X; I believe Y' and my response is, 'Oh, Whoopee.'"

"You know, if you crush it up and snort it it works twice as good."

Chris Gonzalez: "They've got cool stuff, Brian. They have a giant hairball! Where else could you see that?"

Brian Gonzalez: "All this talk about mastodons and tar pits is making me hungry."

Alicia: "I am not silly."
Casey: "You are too silly."
Alicia: "I am not too silly. I'm not even silly."

Jessie: "If it's turnable, you can eat it. No, wait, I was thinking if it's edible -- you can turn it."
Casey: "If it's edible, you can turn it. If it's edible, you're a turnip."
Jessie: "Wait! Now I'm a turnip? I'm a turnip at this sorry stage!"

Child looking at caricatures: "They're heads."

Tyler: "I know what [Alicia]'s thinking. She's thinking, 'Where's my cell phone?'"

Singing Cowboy Man: "What'd you feed your cow?"
Mom: "Cat food."

Chris Gonzalez: "Purgatory? Isn't that a town in Wichita?"