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Garland: We're in D&D. Disintegrate is natural causes.

Tyler: "And this is the cow's bedroom."

Jessie: "[Choosing a major is] not ice cream."
Tyler: "It's pretty close."

Jessie: "One thing I know about snake cults is they're always evil."

Tyler: "Oh, I forgot. I kill you."

Arthur: "It's very taller.... When I turn around, it's like a pound and a half higher than this."

Rick: "Dual weapon specialization [in breasts]"

Arthur: "Bubble puppy? What the heck."

Jessie: "I thought you were going to say, 'A bunch of tongues come out of the floor and thank you.'"

Sam: Not only that, but I have Intimidation. So I can talk to the fish, and intimidate them into helping us.