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Chris Bossert, throwing tissue paper in the air: "White Christmas! White Christmas, folks. More white Christmas!"

Rick: "It is I, Sir 'Mage Armor.'"

Mom: "It'll be just like Brian's room, only not as smelly."

Panelist: "Why Koalas?"
Audience Member: "Because demonic koalas are kind of cute."

Professor Potts: "Snow White -- picking up after 7 guys -- that has to be like living in a fraternity house."

Cesar: "This is for turning my friend into a vampire."
Tyler: "I could turn you, too, and you can join him."
Cesar: "Who told you I wanted to be a vampire? Being a vampire sucks!"

Panelist: "You could be a fairy. You could be an elf. You could be a toaster."

Rick: "Don't look at me, I'm just the healer."

Rick: "Why is this bathroom 30 by 30?"

Rick: "This router routes like a motherfucker."