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Dr. Freeman: "I sure as hell didn't get a Ph.D. based on my memory."

Dr. Freeman: "Meanwhile, Mary Francis Bowdine has a fine body and her brain is shot to hell."

Dr. Freeman: "That will convict, most of the time, unless you're rich, anyone in the country."

Dr. Freeman: "And the guy who says, 'I didn't do it; I don't remember it,' he gets juiced in the end. Unless he's OJ."

Dr. Freeman: "That's a fictional case, for God's sake! It's made up!"

Dr. Freeman: "Yeah, you can put people in jail for anything."

Dr. Mussachia: "A significant and legible difference"

Dr. Mussachia: "A varied diet of nuts and fruits and tubulars"

Dr. Mussachia: "They say swinging has kept them together. And I'm not talking about dancing."

Student: "They don't know that there's a ham sandwich that the others are qualified for."