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Dr. Freeman: "Santa Claus is fat." "Santa Claus beats his wife."

Dr. Freeman: "Bread crumbs. They're like stale bread, for Chrissake."

Dr. Freeman: "We're worried about 'Does God exist'; I'm not worried about whether God exists in my mind. Whoopee."

Dr. Freeman: "Nails on a chalkboard to me!"

Dr. Freeman: "And now to get myself out of this mess..."

Dr. Freeman: "Maybe you think today's argument sucks... you've gotta figure that out for yourself."

Dr. Freeman: "Aristotle's not a Christian. He died in 322 BC; that should tell you something."

Dr. Freeman: "That's my only point there. Whoopee."

Dr. Freeman: "It eliminates that damned inexplicable being."

Dr. Freeman: "My mother used to force [canned spinach] down my throat on the grounds that it would make me like Popeye... you can see how damned much good that did."