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"Check your backpack for strange smells."

Darkstar member: "I never understood why the chicken was angry."

Tyler: "It's not the jellyfishness, it's the jellyfishification."

Tyler: "It's just a random George Washington."

Coco's waiter: "She's the Antichrist of Coco's."

Darkstar member 1: "That guy looks like Wayne. That guy walking out."
Darkstar member 2: "He was sitting over there."
Darkstar member 1: "Yeah, he looked like Wayne the whole time."

Darkstar member 1: "It wasn't yellow mustard; it was wasabi."
Darkstar member 2: "Wasabi is green."
Darkstar member: "I know."

Darkstar member 1: "Cheese?"
Darkstar member 2: "(Annoyed) Yes, cheese."

Player: "Mighty Morphin' Clone Arrangers"

Player: "Giant Flying Frisbees of Death"