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Melanie: "How do you people survive without caffeine?"
Jessie: "Valve oil."

Leilani: "He has his own action phlegm! I want action phlegm!"

Tyler: "I have found Jesus! Quick, give me your shirt!"

Leilani: "I don't want to break my noodle!"

Jessie: "For God so loved the world that he gave them cats."

Jessie: "Stan? He'd charge me my leg!"

Jessie: "Skiing bad. Attach legs to pieces of wood and fall down."

Mom: "You don't have to ski."
Jessie: "You could just put them on and tumble down the hill."

Jessie: "Your genes suck. I denounce them. I'm boycotting them."

Tyler: "What? What assignment? I didn't get an assignment. I'm going to go off to Europe or somewhere random!"