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Professor Pineda: "He's German. He should have talked loud enough."

Professor Pineda: "Just the article on the thalamus -- if you can understand it -- is fascinating."

Professor Donoghue: "This isn't going to be intuitive the first time through."

Professor Donoghue: "If you're looking for a partner, are you going to go out in the forest in the middle of the night? You won't find a friend. You won't find anyone. You go to Ralphs instead."

Professor Donoghue: "Unlike a true catalyst, your Halloween candy will most likely be consumed in the reaction."

Professor Cohen: "For those of you daring enough -- masochistic enough -- to read the lecture a second time."

Professor Cohen: "I am very democratic, when I'm not aristocratic."

Professor Cohen: "I'm very conflicted. I vote both ways. And I go with you on that."

Teacher: "There's been a porno in 3D. Just one."

Wombat: "Maybe these sparks have something to do with it."