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Professor Pineda: "The human brain is simply a bigger rat brain."

Tyler: "Really funny looking rats."
Casey: "With big heads."
Tyler: "And psychic powers."

Professor Pineda: "There's a third category but we won't talk about it."

Professor Donoghue: "Some of you might even go to medical school. That would be okay too."

Professor Donoghue: "I should've thought that the father of the periodic table deserves a Nobel Prize in chemistry. But what do I know? Nobody asked me."

Professor Donoghue: "How did he do this? That's going to take us back to the periodic table; you can be sure of that."

Professor Donoghue: "So if somebody slips you potassium in your drink, you should be able to taste it 'cause it's yucky."

Professor Donoghue on obscure metric prefixes: "Forget about 'em, try not to memorize 'em."

Professor Donoghue: "Or even respiratory failure -- which is a nice way of saying you're dead."

Professor Donoghue: "My wife looked at it this morning and almost screamed."