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Player: "And the guard gave him a magic kumquat."

Player 1: "Retroactive continuity works for me."
Player 2: "Continuity?! We started before we began!"

Player: "What is it with you and New Zealand fruit?"

"And what I found was a mad gopher."

"I didn't know they still made guys like you."

"Oh my God! (laughing) Who's your dentist?"

"But that chicken could be your relative!"

Player: "This shouldn't hurt me. Famous last words."

Player: "Did I get killed again?"

Player: "I pick up a heavy laser rifle that I can't possibly aim well."