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Player: "A virgin pan-galactic-gargle-blaster"

Player: "I tap her and say, 'Hey, wanna go back to my ship and see my ants?'"

Darkstar member: "She gets more stuff done than 3 sane people should."

TA: "I don't think there's any breakthrough work being done in floater research."

Professor Batali: "Inside each of you -- inside every duck"

Professor Johnson: "Even though it's very unlikely that it's going to be a tiger that's going to eat one of you in this classroom."

Professor Johnson: "Worms find nitrogen very odorful."

Professor Pineda: "We used to compare brains by size, but we realized humans weren't at the top of the hierarchy. So we came up with another way."

Professor Pineda: "That's what 'emergent' means. It means we don't know what the Hell is going on."

Professor Pineda: "And the last thing says... well, let's ignore that right now. It gets a little complicated."