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Casey: "You'll depress the buzzing moth!"

Passing runner: "There's always crystal meth!"

Melanie: "Ow!"
Leilani: "I'm sorry; I'm looking for a cold place to put my cheese."

Jeremiah: "If God had meant for us to go that fast He would have given us jets, like on our feet."

Leilani: "Maybe this was a bad night to buy cheese."

Mikey: "You might have some thoughts coming from your appendix. But they wouldn't be very enlightening."

Player 1: "Wait, instead of the nookie you decide to watch TV."
Player 2: "Uh! Ah! Wait, Bonanza's on!"

Player 1: "I got demons coming out of my ass over here!"
Player 2: "I don't want to know what you've been eating."

Player: "Oh, look at the cute yellow and green snakey thing!"

Player: "Kill Mike! Everyone kill Mike. That's the new game."