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Professor Zipser: "In the absence of a good explanation, everybody loves pretty pictures."

Professor Zipser: "It's not just that I'm incompetent and you're stupid."

Student in college chemistry: "So the alligator mouths are eating the most stable or the least stable?"

Professor Tor: "It's a compound that if you had a drop on your skin, you might not be happiest."

Professor Tor: "The concentration of water in water is very high."

Professor Sereno: "A Chihuahua is a conical dog."

Professor Sereno: "The cells they just go, 'BRLEH!' and punch a hole in themselves and die."

Professor Sereno: "That's not how you think of fish. They wake up in the morning, taste stuff, get excited, get really angry, taste some more stuff..."

Professor Sereno: "A turtle has a hippocampus. They know where they are. Don't do mean things to a turtle."

Professor Sereno: "Those birds that bury a seed two feet to the right of a tree and then come back six months later. You can test this by digging up the seed and moving it -- they come back and go -- 'Damn!'"