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Professor Zipser: "There's no real limit to how complicated and difficult I can make this course."

Professor Zipser: "It explains why you have neurons in your brain, and not liver cells."

Professor Sereno: "And that book has not been written yet, so you have to come to class."

Professor Sereno: "The guy who wrote it actually worked on rat sex -- his name was Mark Breedlove."

Professor Sereno: "I have been in the scanner a lot, and you can see it hasn't really damaged me -- visibly."

Professor Sereno: "In the past people have proposed marvelous schemes to boost their grades, but none of them have worked."

Professor Sereno: "I am sort of an adult, right? I don't attend class."

Professor Sereno: "You can eat monosodium glutamate -- and your brain won't explode."

Professor Sereno: "You can take a rat, and get it massively drunk..."

Dr. Coulson: "Oh, it's fun to be a Turing machine!"