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Professor Hollan: "Before email, it wasn't the case that people didn't communicate."

Professor Hollan: "Like those guys that come up to you in the mall: 'Do you have a minute?' No I don't have a minute!!'"

Professor Hollan: "Ed Hutchins and I have this rule -- if you go to jail, it's really bad -- but if we go to jail, it's extremely bad."

Professor Hollan: "You go in and wake somebody up just after they've gone into REM sleep -- they are not nice. They don't like that."

Professor Hollan: "'How many unrequested advertisements do you think is the right amount for you?' Oh, hundreds!"

Professor Hollan: "You want to sort of let these ideas bloom like butterflies."

Professor Hutchins: "Evolution takes a really long time. It works really well if you've got four billion years."

Professor Green: "If they [the TA's] ever tell you they didn't read it, shoot 'em. Or do something nasty."

Professor Green: "What is what? What is biology? Nobody cares about that."

Professor Green: "How many Monty Python fans do we have here, speaking of dying?"