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"You can't get more direct. Well, you can, but that would be porn."

Mikey: "I was going to say -- if I have to work to get something free, it's not free anymore, is it?"

"I'm not on acid! I would be if I had some."

Alexa: "Sugar free Lesbian! Is that a good thing or a bad thing?"

Casey: "Common sense is the enemy of the opinion writers."

Darkstar member: "They need to be at least fifteen feet away from the door. Mr. Sock Puppet is telling you this."

"Because they probably flushed a gerbil or something."

Darkstar Member: "When you want wholesale leeches, you can't be picky."

Wombat: "Yeah, you turn on your spigot and little U-boats spill out. They play German music out of little microspeakers."

Wombat: "I could stick my finger up the duck's nose."