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Wombat: "Because I've been busy! And because the sewers have been flooded!!"

"There was a bear in my coffee and I didn't realize it."

Ahmad: "Do you want the 10 commandments friendship pack? 'We each get five. Which ones do you want?'"

Ahmad: "Collectible cards are a gateway drug. I know it."

Adam: "We are not making the monolith out of cheese."

Jessie: "Love just turns around and bites you in the butt and tells you it's a Nazi!"

Casey: "The windows can't hear you."

Leilani: "...which is kind of like cog sci only we apply it to the animals instead of building evil robots."

Professor Pineda: "I won't even try to work that out. Take my word for it."

Professor Pineda: "It's sort of a very unique kind of thing."