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Jessie: "There were like, five people going, 'Revolution!!'"

Jessie: "I was trying to read the question off the dice!"

Mom: "You know, I didn't get into specifics with the Easter Bunny. He didn't tell me anything. He just said, 'I've got it under control.' He's got an attitude."

Dr. Coulson: "The tests are made in Princeton, which is very -- establishment, Protestant, dead white men"

Dr. Coulson: "I've actually only seen one chinchilla in my life. But it could not talk."

Dr. Coulson: "For example, penguins -- I don't think -- can fly."

Dr. Coulson: "So is she similar to herself or is she similar to the squirrel?"

Dr. Coulson: "[Languages have] around 100,000 words, give or take a few hundred thousand."

Dr. Coulson: "None of these actually look like a dog or have an intrinsic dogness to them."

Dr. Coulson: "It sort of changes your interpretation of striped octopuses forever."