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Tyler: "Ah! Somebody put a bike on my car! I hate it when people do that!"

Tyler: "Greenland isn't a continent. You could call it a continent. You could declare it a piece of Swiss cheese."

Tyler: "We should invite him to someplace out in the wilderness."
Mikey: "Like El Cajon."

Tyler: "You could have a nuclear war, and the only life form left would be Cheetos."

Tyler: "Concrete observational? Well, you stare at the sidewalk a lot."

Casey: "You are sexually harassing our ice cream. Please leave the premises."

Annie: "It's about Buddhist monks who move to China."
Grant: "Zzzz...."
Annie: "Yeah, but they get interested in soccer."
Grant: "Do they have sex?"

Cristin: "Spread the misery. That's my motto."

Cristin: "I'm not going to pop or squeak Mumford!"

Adam: "Okay, we go down to the Wild Animal Park and get ourselves some monkeys."