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Professor Green: "A lot of you would probably like to know what cyanide does at this point in the lecture. A lot of you would probably like to use it, in my coffee!"

Professor Green: "Put yourselves, 1000 people and you, in a small jacuzzi. Naked."

Professor Green: "The allosteric enzyme is sort of like your parents coming to the jacuzzi and saying, 'Break it up, guys.'"

Professor Green: "You get to be my age, you forget just about everything but how to get into trouble."

Professor Green: "By the way, we're having a TA beer party tonight at Rock Bottom. You're all invited. If you're 21. If you're under 21, don't go. It's a bad place. It's a bad place, because they check ID."

Professor Green: "For those of you who don't know, an egg and a sperm get together in a jacuzzi."

Professor Green: "And they said, 'Hey, Mendel is full of... full of peas!'"

Professor Green: "The Gilman Syndrome, when everyone whose name is Gilman gets famous"

Professor Zipser: "I haven't defined linear, so you'll have to take my word for it. You don't want me to define linear."

Professor Zipser: "Your behavior does not depend on input, because half of you are fast asleep."