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Boss: "Circle the PI. Do a dance around him. He'll get scared and run away."

Tyler: "A consonant, vowel, and a small puppy."

Mikey: "There is no monkey in Darkstar!"
Tyler: "There should be!"

Mikey: "I said, 'His banjo--' "his banjo"?? -- 'His mojo is bad for me.'"

Professor Sereno: "You can't teach a dog to... you know... vacuum."

Professor Sereno: "One goal would be to have a vacuuming, housecleaning robot, that would do a good job. And wouldn't hurt you."

Professor Sereno: "I'm sort of invading your brain right now."

Professor Sereno: "Nobody's going to come and reboot the cell if it screws up."

Professor Sereno: "If you were a rock, you would think, 'Why are these cells running all over and messing the place up?'"

Professor Sereno: "If you put meat out, it gets rotten. If you have a lake, you tend to get ducks."