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Professor Green: "I don't know what cows you've been hanging out with, but I've never seen a cow answer a telephone."

Colleen: "Eew. Double Stuf."
Leilani: "You don't like Double Stuf?"
Colleen: "Too much stuf."

Cristin: "I don't like juicy ripples!"

Casey: "Cookies can't think. But they taste good."

"I just notice when people have stuff in their teeth. It's not about being a lesbian. Really, not at all."

Commercial: "If you don't buy a Dodge from me, we both lose money!"

Commercial: "At McDonald's, we love to see you smile. Prices and participation may vary."

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"Where are my marijuana friends?"