Recently Added

Casey: "I'm not sure. I can't figure it out. Oh wait I'm bleeding."

Tyler: "I desire things, but they are not made of potatoes."

Tyler: "Silly tumbleweeds. Get a room!!"

"Is this the one with the midgets?"

Tyler: "Which is really annoying. 'Cause it's like, 'Noo!! I wanna argue but you're dead!!' I hate that!!"

Mom: "Hey, that's going to go as far as nothing goes."

Professor Hollan: "We have a special today in the cognitive science building: Two courses for the price of one."

Professor Hollan: "Sign a pledge: I am not a hacker for the duration of this course."

"Basically, a whole week of sex and drinking Gatorade."

"You're in California. People are tall."