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Professor Sereno: "They made me do it. They made me connect to the superior colliculus. I wanted to connect to the spinal cord, but they wouldn't let me."

Professor Sereno: "A cat has about 20/200. A cat is legally blind."

Professor Sereno: "The mutant Belgian sheepdog is like the anti-Siamese cat."

Professor Sereno: "Okay, this is the left hemisphere of some generic monkey."

Dr. Coulson: "I don't know if using neural networks is better than, say, throwing a dart."

Dr. Coulson: "Where you can scoop out a bunch of the frontal cortex and people will still act almost the same way as they did normally."

Dr. Coulson: "If someone yells 'fire' when you smell smoke, you're going to react differently than when someone yells 'fire' and you're just full of it like I am."

Dr. Coulson: "People who know anything about football are laughing at me, and people who know anything about neural networks are laughing at me."

Dr. Coulson: "Now let me see if there was anything truly important that I was going to tell you today."

Dr. Coulson: "So just start your grumblings five minutes before the class ends... just say 'midterm,' 'midterm...'"