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Darkstar member 1: "Meat of cow does not agree with me."
Darkstar member 2: "You mean it gets into arguments with you."
Darkstar member 1: "MOO! MOO!"

Darkstar member at Halloween party: "Darth Maul learns to watch your drink at the bar."

Darkstar member 1: "Steve. We have need of your body."
Darkstar member 2: "It's Power-Bunny!"

"Watch who you're calling a criminologist!"

"She used to room with Abraham Lincoln."
"That really dates you."
"Yeah, that's not something you want to admit."

Jessie: "Whatever, Dude. I'm an invincible spider."

Tyler: "I consider myself to be female."

Leilani: "It's taught by this nematologist who was an English major for 2 years before deciding, 'I really like nematodes.'"

Tyler: "Don't psychoanalyze the rubber thing."

Tyler: "Maybe they're the products of genetic engineering and don't know it. Somebody looked at them and said, 'These people would be better with slimy antennae on their heads.'"