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Professor Chamberlain: "Well, why would anyone want to be a manager?"
Student: "That's a good question."

Student: "Does this have a point?"
Professor Chamberlain: "Oh, you know... It doesn't have a point. The point is that it doesn't have a point."

Professor Chamberlain: "Participles are fully adjective, fully verb. Like Jesus."

Student: "I like the struggling alcoholic writers."

Professor Langman: "Do this because Ug will hit you with a stick."

Professor Potts: "Really? There wasn't a taboo in your family against girls making spears?"

Professor Potts: "Pathetic as in the sense of tugging at the heartstrings -- not pathetic as in, 'That's lame.'"

Professor Potts: "There are still many papers that haven't been picked up -- why don't you sort through these, pick one up if it looks good."

Professor Potts: "He's a veteran. He's a graduate student -- that's probably why he's so angry."

Professor Potts: "Coffee is actually pretty foul stuff. I know it's the drug on which America runs."