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Professor Potts: "Naps are wasted on the young. You don't really need naps until you're in college."

Professor Potts: "Hemingway was just full of real men."

Casey: "You can have your couch back now."
Tyler: "I'm a cup!"

Casey: "There's other things that are instantly attractive to the opposite sex."
Tyler: "Cookies?"

Jessie: "I see your homey and your ninja are defending the beaver."

Casey: "Not torturing goldfish is a worthy goal."

Casey: "Teach Enrique the goldfish to wash dishes."

Casey: "I think I'm delirious."

Casey: "I have directions to somewhere."

"And that relates to syphilis how?"