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"I've been married for only 49 years, and we're still living together."

Tyler: "It doesn't matter how good it feels if it looks like a spider."

Mom: "Aaaah! You're plucking my grape!"
Tyler: "You told me to."

Jessie: "I want my drink to be so exotic there's like a little man dancing in it."

Jessie: "That would've been cool! I've never been hit by a car before."

Jessie: "Tuna is like the Tinky-Winky of fish. It's not even fish!"
Casey: "That didn't make any sense."
Jessie: "Was it supposed to?"

Boomers scorecard: "You assume all risk and danger incidental to the game of miniature golf."

Grant: "Larry, we gave up the idea of running it underwater."
Larry: "I didn't."

Tyler: "If by wrestle you mean 'lie here'..."

Grant: "Wrestle against gravity -- oh; I'm pinned!"