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Mikey: "Instant Death! Just add water!"

Wombat: "You look in your backpack and you find a dehydrated sheep."

Wombat: "You are in Tampa. You are surrounded by oranges and old people."

Mikey: "I don't talk in the third person. I talk in the second person."

Wombat: "You see a 50-foot-tall Furby in flames."

Dr. Freeman: "How many people are crashing this course?" (Half the class raises hands) "Holy shit!!"

Magician: "Do you have 100 I could borrow?"
Woman: "That's my sister. I'm not going to give her $100."

Wombat: "And the Cthonian screams bloody murder."
Two roleplayers: "Bloody murder!!"

"You bring the pants. And the film, too. Don't forget the film."

Jessie: "I know [the marching band is] so hard to find. A bunch of little blue people with feathers on our heads."