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Ann looking for her shoes: "Where are my feet?"

Professor Barker: "I love this class because I can just stand here and make up bullshit."

Professor Barker: "John Ruskin did us a service by writing the rules so we could break them."

Professor Barker: "There aren't any languages like that -- but let's pretend there are."

Professor Barker: "You put a candle inside and they glow -- OooOoOOoooooOoh!"

Professor Barker: "Not genuine evilness -- this isn't going to be a story about dismembering babies."

Professor Fauconnier: "I'm making this up right now at this very moment, so if it's goofy, don't worry."

Professor Chamberlain: "They're generous to the sons and daughters of Italy who come home from the war and are not too wounded to have sex."

Student: "That was funny. Now back to the vocabulary."

Student: "Restaurant management. Don't ever, ever, ever, ever do it. Ever."