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Professor Barker: "I want to be intellectual -- even if that means misspelling words."

Professor Barker: "This hero has two eyes -- I have two eyes! That could be me!"

Professor Barker: "You can project yourself into the story: Yeah! I could be racist too! Well, not that part."

Professor Barker: "If there's anything we have a clear identity of, it's our sex or sexes."

Professor Barker: "I love linguistics, too. But that's my day job."

Professor Barker: "You can't have a modern dance come out of your printer."

Professor Barker: "Let me show you my least favorite comic." (Whips out ID card)

Tyler: "Well, if everybody knows what it means, it's a cliche."

Tyler: "If I don't have a red ball, and I don't have a green ball, how many balls do I have? No balls. I have no balls."

Jessie: "I don't look much like a humble farmer. I look like a hairdresser, who's messing with a hoe."