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Professor Langman: "When you're gone, what are you going to leave behind? It's not a bunch of pain-in-the-ass kids."

Professor Langman: "Some of you will turn out to be wise-ass geniuses."

Professor Langman: "The only stupid question is the one you didn't ask."

Professor Langman: "How would you know religion if you fell over it?"

Professor Langman: "You're going to go through all kinds of fire and damnation, and be reborn as a jackass."

Professor Langman: "There's a piece of carbon in the granite and there's a piece of carbon in you. One's dead, and one's alive. How do you tell the difference?"

Casey: "I don't want to learn calculus."
Professor Langman: "Then become an axe-murderer."

Professor Langman: "God made one gene and He's been playing with it ever since."

Professor Langman: "Food for Thought. You provide the thought, I provide the food."

Professor Langman: "The perpetuation of ideas, not some kind of muddleheaded wombat stuff up here."