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Professor Grush: "A statement is something that says something is true. That rules out... expletives... burps..."

TA David Smith: "Whatever is behind you likely has properties and boundaries similar to those of your arm. Sort of flesh-colored."

Professor Grush: "That was good-- style points. Good wave on that hand."

Professor Grush: "I could give you the argument, 'If my dog barks, then my dog barks or my dog does not bark.' And you'd say, 'What the hell? He is drunk!"

Professor Grush: "The dog might have died, last night..." [Class goes 'awwwwww'] "The dog was an asshole anyway! It deserved everything it got!"

Professor Grush: "It's all my fault. That I'm doing it that way. It's because I love you. Tough love."

Professor Grush: "There's nothing about my dog's fleas, and a conditional about my dog's fleas and my dog scratching, that forces Elvis to be dead."

Professor Grush: "In philosophy, we don't care about actual reality."

Professor Grush: "In other philosophy classes we care about things that actually matter."

Professor Grush: "'Does God exist' is one of the questions. I can't tell you the answer to that now. You'll have to take [Philosophy] 1."