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Jessie: "Damn! Next time I get a big blue thing stuck in one of my cavities, I'm calling Erron!"

Jessie: "Dammit, I have to figure out what I was going to say. And it was gonna be funny, too."

Player: "You would shriek in terror from Alaska weed."

Leilani: "Are you like trying to pick up five college students of mixed gender?"

Leilani: "So what happens when you hit her?"
Tyler: "She gets pulverized. Like a little pile of Melanie flakes flutters to the ground."

Jessie: "I'll just be a naked fairy and get a lot more kills."

Tyler: "'What kind of a mother cat are you?' A really big one with hands."

Panelist 1: "Which kind of missiles?"
Panelist 2: "Well, we're talking about space, so whichever kind of missiles makes you more likely to lose."

Panelist: "Well, if you get a base on the moon, then I get hyperdrive."

Panelist: "In other words, a 20th century communist is equivalent to a 19th century liberal."