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Panelist: "When they called his name [for winning a Hugo], he apparently said, 'Fuck me!' and the woman next to him didn't. She said it took great restraint."

Panelist: "There's nothing exciting about watching people get repetitive stress injury."

Panelist: "The most hootacious thing about this book..."

Panelist: "I thought this molecule must be either really big so it would crush the velociraptor or long enough that it would get tangled up in it."

Tyler: "People are freaks."

Professor Grush: "They're sweet and they're kind, the T.A.s, but I'm an asshole."

Student: "Okay, so there's an object. Let's say it's a bomb, so it's a big threat."

Professor DeSa: "You might want to try it with a female. There was a talk about how females have better binocular rivalry."
Student 1: "Of course they do!"
Student 2: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Tracy: "Are we doing salads, or what?"
Scott: "We're doing it Gelvin-style. It's free-for-all."

Alexa: "...And the padding started to come out of my bra... just put it in my purse, keep dancing."
Scott: "I've never had that problem."