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Tyler: "I'll choose like 4 and you'll choose 8. That way you'll win."
Brian: "That'll make me feel good."

Jessie: "Law is like Bruce Lee's lovechild with Liu Kang!"

Boss, annoyed: "We put up signs, we hope they read the signs, but you know, some of them would rather talk to humans."

Grant: "Is it easier to do a hand control standing or hanging from a trapeze?"

Chris Bossert: "It's like a churro."
Casey: "In liquid form."

Leilani: "Well, that's the point of Chinese."
Tyler: "To utterly dominate all of East Asia."

Steven Brust: "You give a guy a hand wound and all of a sudden he's a Christ figure."

Steven Brust: "What's going to happen next is what I think would be cool."

Panelist: "This actually gets back to the topic of the panel."
Steven Brust: "Wow, that's really embarrassing."

Panelist: "It's not plagarism, it's an homage."