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Chris Bossert: "B as in boy. And 8 as in skate-- er boy."

Chris Bossert: "O 75, as in 'Oh, 75 dollars would be nice right now.'"

"Skin? Oh. Skim milk."

Chris Bossert: "O -- you wish you got an N."

Chris Bossert: "Okay, we have a bingo. It has been certified by the election state board of Florida."

Grant at a gift exchange: "Pick ours! Pick ours! You'll like it."
Tyler: "Which one's yours?"
Grant: "We're not telling."

Chris Bossert, throwing tissue paper in the air: "White Christmas! White Christmas, folks. More white Christmas!"

Scott: "See, this'll drive all your friends crazy."
Petty: "My friends are already crazy."

Cathy: "And that's another thing about Catholicism -- I'm such a god-damn curser!"

"That's, like, against the laws of probability, man!"