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Professor Grush: "So, for instance, I say, 'I'm pro-pornography.'"

Professor Grush: "The last four informal fallacies, which we're doing old-school, with chalk, because my overheads were stolen by Interpol, or MI-4, or the KGB."

Professor Grush on the last day of class: "All right! Well, for the last time, will you go away! But come back."

Professor DeSa when her mother visited class: "That's my mother, by the way. She's here to keep you in line."

Professor DeSa: "These [the only two test subjects] are the two authors. This is pretty common for psychophysical papers."

Teacher: "Consciousness actually is the last guy on the ladder to receive this information."

Teacher: "What you have in the end, in the brain, is a bag of tricks."

Student Presentation: "In other words, this presentation's gonna suck!"

Student Presentation: "The monkeys were like, 'OK, it's a target and a mask,' but their neurons were a bit more exciting."

Student Presentation: "Just in case, somethin' somethin'."