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Professor Lara: "They give you a floppy. That's like a coaster."

Professor Lara: "Cell phones, pagers, Tamogatchis, anything that makes an irritating little noise, turn it off."

Professor Lara: "Not on a Mac. If you yank that out -- you'll send this sucker into a tailspin. It'll give you all kinds of dirty looks."

Professor Lara: "You won't know you cut yourself until the blood is spewing out all over the place. Of course, if you have some Superglue, you can just glue that tip right back on."

Professor Lara: "I have low overhead. Just me and my computer. And my cat. Who does all the collating."

Professor Lara: "Nature doesn't just take a beaver and suddenly abstract it into some quasi form. Unless there was some horrible mutation. Which would probably be introduced by us. By corrupting the food chain."

Professor Lara: "If you mix yellow and blue, you get green. If you mix yellow and purple, what do you get -- I don't know, red or something."

Professor Lara: "We want to lead the eye around by the hand."

Tyler: "You have to pay extra for psychic waiters."

Aunt Fran: "'Where are you? I'm by socks!' 'I'm down by meat.'"