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"Somebody left a lot of stuff out here. Some dumb guy."
"Well, we've got a lot of them. Could you be more specific?"

Grant: "Sugar coated straws. That's an idea... like with Margaritas. And you could have ones with salt, or paprika..."

Jessie: "Yeah, we have one of those too."
Casey: "In Santee?"
Jessie: "No, in Hillcrest."
Casey: "I was trying to figure out who 'we' was."
Brian: "She has a mouse in her pocket."

Jessie: "Nothing like gay jellyfish in Yoshi's Island."
Casey: "Gay jellyfish?"
Jessie: "They're flaming!"

Mom: "Who was it we were surprised had live birth?"
Tyler: "Lawyers?"

Tyler: "Do we have a movie?"
Mom: "Yes."
Tyler: "Do we need to watch it?"
Mom: "Well, you don't have to."
Tyler: "I thought we did."

Brian: "What?"
Mom: "'What?'"
Brian: "I was looking at the turtle. How can you blame me?"
Tyler: "It's not that hard."

Tyler: "Plants are like pictures you have to water."

Coworker 1: "It's sour! I'll smell like a sourpuss!"
Coworker 2: "You are a sourpuss."
Coworker 1: "I don't have to smell like one."