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Brian: "What?? What am I doing wrong?"
Tyler: "You're losing. I thought that was obvious."

Jessie: "What is going on here!? Now my hat's talking! And I'm a hooker."

Jessie: "You're impressed by my, like, Sean Connery ability to make pink stuff."

Jessie: "Okay, well, I'm just gonna chill while you make angel people with your wings."

Jessie: "I'll be this spicy redhead with the thing. And it's shiny."

Jessie: "Your dude's freaky looking."
Brian: "I know. That's cause he has a paper bag on his face."

Brian: "I have a problem with being hit in the head with a large teddy bear."

Cathy: "[Over the weekend] I went through CSB 114 withdrawal."

Jessie: "My cat's an oreo, dude. Cream filling and all. She's kind of a hairy oreo."

Brian: "This [computer science book] is beyond me."
Tyler: "Yeah, me too."
Brian: "Here, Jessie, you're smart."
Jessie: "Oh, this? They're teaching us this in Russian."