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Ms. Emily Kay: "I'm not insulting Wal-mart or anything."
Student: "You should. They're not environmentally friendly."
Ms. Emily Kay: "Okay, then I am insulting Wal-mart."

Ms. Emily Kay: "I will force you to love the Pen Tool."

Ms. Emily Kay: "In some situations, it acts kinda like gum on your shoe -- it's really sticky and you can't get it to work right."

Ms. Emily Kay: "If I had an image of a flag -- like an American flag -- and the stripes, say I wanted to select all the blue stripes--"

Ms. Emily Kay: "Impress your bosses this way. Quickly change fruit at a whim."

Jessie: "It just looks like something crawled onto my thigh and died!" "I mean, I have these awful thighs; they're like a natural disaster area!"

Boss: "Astronaut, airman, scientist, and of course, patriot."

Boss: "And you can't, you know, have a frontal lobotomy and suddenly become a good customer service person overnight."

Tekken Game: "Spirits, give me strength."
Brian: "Spirits, give me some clothes."

Jessie: "Her punches and kicks really have some kick."