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Student: "It seems to me that the US has a hidden agenda."
Teacher: "Duh!"

Dominic: "They're like dragons."
Daniel: "But more hairy."
Ed: "But with worse breath."

Player: "Here there be hairy Nordic people!"

Boss: "It's so hard not to speed. Simply-- Simply wrong."

Tyler: "I'll fire some grenades at them and then die. That seems to be working."

Tyler: "How much damage does a knightapult do?"
Dominic: "Knightapult?"
Tyler: "Yeah, when you put a knight in a catapult."
Dominic: "8d6."

Player: "I did not have incendiary relations with that cottage."

Tyler: "I'm sorry, did someone say my name? I was meditating. Because I have that skill."

Ed: "They'd be trained to eat you, yes. That might not be the wisest idea."

Player: "I was only 3 centuries old then. Everyone does crazy things when they're 3 centuries old."