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Ed: "I'll free your slaves."

Ann trying to make juice: "Do you have an orange maker, or do I have to screw them myself?"

Boss: "I wanna reduce-- Eew! Bug!"

Coworker: "I would have pulled over and gotten out my stick-- if I was a bus driver, I would have a stick."

Coworker: "I think we need to kill more of our stupid offspring."

Boss: "I don't have the gypsy tennis life!"

Coworker: "Some lady called and wanted me to come fix her bathroom."

Grant: "Abraham Lincoln- he smoked a stovetop hat or something."

Ryan: "Have to go with oxygen. There is some noise to a sunset."
Grant: "Haven't you ever seen it in cartoons? It goes... 'Bwoop!'"

Tyler: "Well... [Picasso] must be pretty fragrant by now."